Due to unusually high demand, we are currently experiencing delays across the network but please be assured that our teams are working hard to resolve the situation and recall that progress has always involved a certain amount of inconvenience.
For this reason, you can look in your history to see your realised gains.
See the beautiful architecture - the photographs on Facebook of cars glistening in traffic.
There’s a quarry near the college I went to and its water looked exactly like this - it’s like a giant refreshing Baja Blast at Taco Bell people would trespass through the woods to find it my friends and I didn’t swim in it because we were chem majors and had a good idea what was going on in that water it also smelled pretty rank plenty of other people I knew swam in it though even floating with a cooler of beer in it.
I never understood this.
I never felt so safe.
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