The Towel, the Teaspoon, and the Truth

On this 25th of May—known throughout the more eccentric corners of the cosmos as Towel Day—we honour the wit, wisdom, and wildly improbable universe of Douglas Adams. This commemorative Poobah Quote of the Day celebrates the humble towel, the underappreciated teaspoon, and the unseen forces that keep our reality (barely) stitched together. The artwork features a hyper-realistic, aerial view of a lone figure drifting through deep space, towel in hand, somewhere between Sirius B and a sandwich shop on Betelgeuse. The quote, styled in true Adamsian absurdity, invites you to “fill in the blank”—because in the grand ballet of the cosmos, it’s always the unimportant things that save your arse. Issued by the Bureau of Intergalactic Lint Management, this NFT is your slightly damp ticket to cosmic relevance. Fill in the blank. Then fill your wallet. $POOBAH awaits at POOBAH.ETH—before the galaxy runs out of sense.