The Rules
1. Do not let it get stoned
Contact with THC causes a unique chemical reaction in the Meme Gobbler instigating extended Couch Lock (CL). If subjected to prolonged contact with THC this pepe will begin to CL almost exponentially.
2. Do not expose it to direct floor prices.
Contact with floor costs causes intense memetic pain for the NFT.
If exposed to 'paperhands' they will immediately seek shelter in the hidden folder.
3. Do not trade it after midnight.
If a gobbler gets traded after midnight it goes into a malevolent stage, ultimately shitposting as a member of the twitter troll sub-species.
