Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. The big bubbly head, the creepy lab, the dead rat, the mysterious tubes of large floating animals... it's a lot to take in. Believe me, I know. It's not what it looks like, though. I mean, okay yeah, it's exactly what it looks like, but it's not. You're just gonna have to trust me on that. At least for now.
What I can tell you is this: My name is The Purrrfessor and this is my secret lab. It may look dark and ominous, but it's cozy and I kinda dig the aesthetic. Besides, that's just what secret labs look like. Interior designers usually don't call you back once you mention torture chambers.
As for me... Am I good? Am I evil? I mean, who's really to say? But I wasn't always like this. And someday maybe I'll be able to go back to my old life. But I can't. Not now, anyway. There's something strange going on in the shadows of Gutter City. Stranger than me. And I can't rest until I figure out who—or what—is behind it...