One must be cautious in the Fall when the leaves begin to descend
The crunching of leaves as you trudge along may offend
The lonely barf beetle will hunt you until the bitter end
When you're cornered, if not prepared
He'll leave you covered in nauseating goo, quite impaired
So be sure to take with you a large mushroom cap
To protect you from his sticky, icky, gooey, gut sap