Congratulations, youβve ascended to a realm of sophistication most can only dream of to unlock the highest form of validation: being officially elite. This token has no utilityβexcept making you better than everyone else. Bask in the glory of status for statusβs sake, because nothing says power like being part of the Super Elite Squad.
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Disclaimer: Elitism is applicable exclusively during an active subscription to the Super Elite Squad Hypersub program. Ownership of the Proof of Elite token is symbolic and should not be mistaken for actual superiority, diplomatic immunity, or preferential treatment in fine dining establishments (unless it somehow works). Elitism is strictly non-transferable, non-refundable, and non-negotiable, with no expressed or implied warranty of eternal admiration or damnation.
This Proof of Elite may raise your faction standing within the Cabal of Eternal Trash, but responses from other cabals may vary. Proceed with cautionβelitism isnβt always universally appreciated. Prolonged exposure may result in delusions of grandeur, spontaneous declarations of dominance, and questionable fashion choices. Minor side effects include bursts of laughter, existential contemplation, and occasional name-dropping.
Please consult your local influencer or trusted hypebeast before subscribing. Terms and conditions apply.