Behold, The Sacred Coin Tray of Poobah — a velvet-lined relic of divine absurdity, reserved for those who seek audience with the High Nonsense. Within this ceremonial collection lie the four denominations of the Poobahian Pecuniary System: 🪙 The Pibble — humble, copper, mostly used to stop doors rattling 🧃 The Quib — respectable, used to silence Shillers and tip Oracles 🧱 The Nobble — heavy with meaning and slight resentment 👑 The $POOBAH — glorious, golden, and occasionally smug To interact with the Ministry, approach the Sock Drawer, or even be noticed by Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle Himself, you must first present an offering from this tray. Speak not without a Quib. Knock not without a Nobble. Enter not without a $POOBAH.