Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! And speaking of turning things, have you heard about the NFT that turns current events into non-fungible tokens? I mean, who needs actual news when you can own a digital copy of it for a fraction of an ETH? And with only eight copies per edition, you'll have a better chance of owning a piece of history than trying to snag the last pack of toilet paper at the grocery store during a pandemic. It's the perfect investment for those who want to be both cultured and crypto-rich. (not financial advice)